We fumbled the bag. We could have checked off "dated a billionaire" from our bucket list! From her tumblr: https://caroline.milkyeggs.com/worldoptimization Post ID: 663489021006184448 Date: 2021-09-27 14:20:38 GMT Body: shameless self-promotion: if you’re interested in dating me, or know anyone who might be a good fit, I am currently looking for people to date! Open to: irl dates in Hong Kong for the next month, irl dates in the Western Hemisphere starting in a month or so, zoom dates, email conversations, google docs, and probably other stuff. I think people’s impressions of whether they’d be into me based on my tumblr are quite predictive. Maybe relevant info: 26-year-old woman, straight ultimately looking for a long-term monogamous relationship, but kinda open to whatever right now given that my location/life are somewhat in flux
She was a straight white woman in Hong Kong, even attractive white women struggle there.
Really? What’s the detail in HK
It’s a thing all around Asia. They’re only interested in the expat white guys, but there aren’t that many of them, and the local women are very very into them too. And the expat guys tend to be more interested in Asian women as well. It’s just a total reversal of the supply/demand for dating from what they’re used to in their home countries. Lots of them move back home specifically because they’re stuck being single.
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning Hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.
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