Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hello I.T.? Oh wait this isn't I.T...
Well? What are you waiting for? Here is your cup, here is a private room with some, erm, reading and viewing materials... the nurse will give you 15 min to do the needful then come back to collect the specimen.
Is that a haiku?
😂😂😂
Do the fucking needful. One of many phrases brought to you courtesy of offshoring
Translation : I dunno what the fuck is going on with our service , but fix it!