Investing $500K in 2.5 hours where should I put it?

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Microsoft PW3283 Jan 26, 2021

GME BB NOK

Microsoft TenFour OP Jan 26, 2021

GME makes no sense but BB NOK do. How much?

Cisco Jekyl Jan 26, 2021

He’s making a /r/wallstreetbets reference.

IBM bPjw21 Jan 26, 2021

Qualtrics going public in 2 days, I recommend putting some there

Microsoft TenFour OP Jan 26, 2021

Thank you IBM. That is a good idea. 25k ear marked.

Oracle hello!!$ Feb 1, 2021

Where can I buy qualtrics?

My.com andjcksmsl Jan 26, 2021

Why 500k in such a rush?

RoviSys MovingOn. Jan 26, 2021

This. He's going to park all his cash at the top of the market. SMH. If he DCA over the next 1 year, he's significantly lowering risk of losing a high percentage in a short time.

Microsoft TenFour OP Jan 26, 2021

DCA is so boring. But perhaps I should do that.

Google sand man Jan 26, 2021

50k ETH. Currently below its all time high, gonna 10X in 5 years

Facebook kstrori Jan 26, 2021

100x

Facebook parmegiano Jan 26, 2021

Dogecoin 1000x

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Cerner Bravochops Jan 26, 2021

Is GME still a good buy @$200?

LinkedIn holiiuy Jan 26, 2021

Xrp

IBM bPjw21 Jan 26, 2021

Elon Musk tweeted about Etsy this morning... we all know what happens when he tweets 🤣

Broadcom Ltd. CwAc20 Mar 2, 2021

Seems he can manipulate any price by tweeting

Microsoft Ill|lI Mar 3, 2021

Technically he should probably be banned from Twitter

JPMorgan Chase PartyBoat Jan 26, 2021

I would play AAPL/TSLA earnings-400k 100k split between meme stocks nok/bb

Microsoft TenFour OP Jan 26, 2021

I dunno but I like this idea too

Verifone Samsung007 Jan 26, 2021

Nah.. you srsly wanna lose all of your stake on one night !!! d00ms day coming my friend

New
highrolla Jan 26, 2021

BB AND PLtr

Microsoft TenFour OP Jan 26, 2021

What about IPOE?

Samsung aGWQ38 Mar 5, 2021

IPOE is really on discount now.. I bought 50k worth of IPOE this morning!

PayPal quip pa Mar 17, 2021

Why not ipod and ipof?