UPDATE: No more passes available. Sorry! I can give you: Friends & Family pass to Microsoft eCompany Store, good for access to spend up to $250 on discounted digital downloads, plus $5 off your first purchase. Example prices: 12-month subscription to Microsoft 365: $14 (normally $69) Office 2021 Home & Student: $30 (normally $150) Halo Infinite $30 (normally $60) Xbox Game Pass Ultimate 12 months $90 (normally $179) Windows 11 Home $28 (normally $139) DM me the first name, last name, country of residence, and email address you want associated with the pass and I will generate one. You will receive the pass via email. I have a limited number, so offer is good for the first 10 takers. Who else has an employee discount or perk they can share? . . . . . . . . . Legal disclaimer: You may not sell or trade the software, games or downloadable content, or exchange for other goods or services, regardless of the value of the goods or services received. Company store purchases are not meant to be used as currency, and have no inherent value. Purchase passes or access to purchase passes may not be traded or sold. Purchase passes may not be distributed to or used by anyone employed by any government agency. This includes but is not limited to: military officers, government employees, publicly funded school employees, teachers, police officers, firefighters, or any other government officials.
What a cheapster. No thank you, my company pays me well enough
You must be fun at parties? "A random stranger is offering me a gift? What a jerk that guy is for trying to give me something!"
Employee discount of 18k over 3 years to buy a 150k car; a disguise to enslave you for longer time π
18k per year or 6k per year?
500$ per month; effectively 6k per year Dont know about the tax implications of this But they pay us peanuts to be able to afford any car, let alone a 150k one π
I can offer you a BOGO on your first purchase of any missile system or major satellite Edit: Also Uncle Sam this is sarcasm please donβt butt F me in federal prison
Sorry. The cars do look nice though!
15% off funko pops. Unlimited ceiling on the value you can get from this.
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I get $100 (yes hundred!) discount per year paid out as 10% discount on purchases on Amazon on items sold by amazon.
Free dial-up Internet
From the largest dial up isp in the country!!
DM for CDs and Floppy disks with free hours!