Tech IndustryMay 20, 2021
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Facebook dripmaster May 20, 2021

Wow. Wouldn’t get this guy anywhere near a leadership post in my team. Hell I wouldn’t even respect him a bit.

Facebook gBqw58 May 21, 2021

Wouldn’t let this guy get anywhere near my kids, my family, or heck, even my whole community. Chief Availability Officer? More like Chief Asshole Officer!

Uber changework May 20, 2021

Chief Availability Officer of Salesforce: Let me make the big bucks but not take responsibility for the failure of inadequate testing, safeguards of outdated deployment process. let’s just throw an engineer under the bus instead, probably some new grad L3/L4.

Amazon mchan May 20, 2021

every such issue is the failure of the process not of any particular engineer.

Facebook gBqw58 May 21, 2021

Just looked this Dieken joker up. Knew he’d have a non-tech background from a dinosaur company.

Google xnchskf May 21, 2021

Blameful postmortem

Microsoft no01 May 21, 2021

Chief Availability Officer? How much one needs to suck up to get such titles? And then, throwing an employee under the bus like that...

Facebook dripmaster May 21, 2021

A long term employee too. That means the person that consistently performed decent enough to maintain the job. Unless Salesforce is unlike FB, and you can last without doing much 😂