Layoff
Choice day. All the m*f*kers will cry diversity diversity but will force people from other cultures to spend pto to take day off for cultural celebration. Meta is giving two days outside pto for that.
can i celebrate with them for 5min on zoom call?
Parental leave, 4 months for the dad is pretty sweet
Compensation is the biggest benefit.
Compensation and stock boost? That's a sweet one.
I can piss on the floor and someone else will clean it up.
Severance