What is Albertsons?
I hear many blinders talk about Albertsons as a very prestigious place to work at and with high TC but unfortunately I have no idea what it is and when I looked it up I found some online grocery crap. So what is Albertsons?
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Not from the west coast we see 😂😂
Bertsons.ai was taken, so they had to settle for Albertsons... It's a stealth mode startup that hires only the best of the best of the best to work on out of the world things - the MIB of our times.
So what's their url then?
It's not public, you need to sign the NDA first.
From getto grocery to out of the world stealth mode startup??? Loll what's going on here? 😂
Where’s the Albertsons guy when we need him?
I hear Albertsons stores distributed globally guarantee Consistency, Availability and Partition tolerance at the same time...
Strong consistency too 😂 Albertsons first Turing award
I interviewed there and got rejected. Keep in mind I’ve been working at Renaissance Technologies after working at Facebook. They’re secretly acquiring all the food in America and will drive food prices up like crazy once they have a monopoly. Soon it’ll be the most powerful and profitable company in the world. Smart as fuck ain’t it?
They specialize in having products from a lot of tech companies -- Apple, Blackberry, chip manufacturers. Some Java products as well.
It’s a ghetto grocery store lmao
But the prestigious kind of ghetto grocery store
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