Andy Jassy shreds MS Azure!!

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Nov 28, 2018 34 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOIkOnW640A

Watch first 20 minutes. He dispels all the BS of Microsoft so elegantly and succinctly. Glad that he called out the "EA revenue" being counted as Azure revenue.

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TOP 34 Comments
  • Square / Product SQ100
    No need to trash Microsoft, their products do it quite well all by themselves. Third rate (at best) in every field that they compete in. To the people mentioning Market Cap, you can refresh your Bing stock quotes all day long, but you can’t change the fact that your products are total shit. 🤷‍♂️
    Nov 28, 2018 6
    • Square / Product SQ100
      1) Maybe is one word
      2) Why would anybody willingly build shit products other than sloppiness, laziness and poor work culture/leadership?
      3) Who actually gives a shit about market cap?
      4) I could probably write cleaner/more efficient code than you or your entire org with my eyes closed and using my toes so I don’t know where you plucked this random assumption from.
      5) How did you land on politics?

      Microsoft is really employing the best and the brightest I see. 👍
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Microsoft XKWP47
      Nice use of numbering but that’s not what I meant when I implied you suck with numbers 😂 Also, just because you don’t understand numbers, you don’t need to act all defensive. Didn’t want to make it political but Your claims are very close in credibility to that person’s. Example - point 4
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Microsoft UMbR31
      Oh snap, did Square just attempt to throw shade on MSFT?
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Microsoft YBoxOne
      Yea, and failed.
      Nov 29, 2018
    • Square / Product SQ100
      You’re a dense bunch.
      Nov 29, 2018
  • Microsoft MrsHyde
    Dope. I think were the most valuable company in the US now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Nov 28, 2018 5
    • Microsoft / Consultant nutsy
      How’s that working out for you slave? Sleep much better at night knowing you’re slaving more while Fat Pumpkin and her ilk are making the company SJW central and padding their own pockets with fat bonuses?
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Microsoft MrsHyde
      Don't care I'm rich with awesome wlb
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Microsoft / Consultant nutsy
      Hi fat pumpkin
      Nov 29, 2018
    • Microsoft MrsHyde
      Hi salty useless consultant
      Nov 29, 2018
    • Microsoft / Consultant nutsy
      😘
      Nov 30, 2018
  • Microsoft Big Pun
    Theyre so obsessed with their customers that they want to kill them.

    Atleast we’re not creating businesses to compete with customers. 😙
    Nov 28, 2018 6
  • Microsoft TC_GTFO
    The presentation was impressive. But now that I am at Google Cloud, I am more impressed with my paycheck, perks, benefits, wlb, etc, even if we have below zero customers 🤣
    Nov 28, 2018 2
    • Microsoft DOyu71
      Well, we know how that worked out for google+, google glass etc.
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng sde3
      Yep, google is where you rest and vest.
      Nov 28, 2018
  • Netflix / Eng
    MoneyHeist

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    Where I come from first place doesn't pick a fight with second place. It's petty.
    Nov 28, 2018 2
    • Microsoft Sexybeast
      Did you mean “petty”?
      Nov 28, 2018
    • Netflix / Eng
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      Sure did. Thanks.
      Nov 28, 2018
  • Microsoft 你爸
    Andy is worried about Azure revenue eclipsing AWS. Rightly so.
    Nov 28, 2018 0
  • Microsoft eThi53
    Customer's no squat about how to deploy in the cloud. Those 50 features per service he is talking about only confuses the hell out of customers. It's a nightmare for them to go through all the documentation and learn about the intricacies of those hundreds of options.
    Nov 29, 2018 1
    • Blackstone 751hbw2
      Too many businesses are built on the foundation that AWS is confusing as shit and is not user friendly! You want them to go bankrupt?
      Dec 3, 2018
  • Microsoft Sam-I-Am
    Microsoft has begun and is still in this explosion of innovation. The company has done something rarely seen in an industry: transformed in response to seismic shifts in the market. And it's paying off. Microsoft is among the two or three tech companies right now stock analysts are saying: Bet on them.

    That said, there's a price for rapid and free-wheeling innovation--technical debt. I think Microsoft is right now where it was back during the first rollout of XP.... touted as the most secure OS it ever developed. It was garbage (Azure isn't "garbage", however). Gates formed TrustWorthy Computing and dedicated the entire company to simply fixing what it has now over launching new features. That decision was vital--recall no one wanted to leave XP for years.

    It's probably fair to say Microsoft is in a similar place now. The company would do well to focus on the fundamentals---all centered around Trust. Once that happens, the brand will be simply unstoppable.
    Nov 28, 2018 1
    • Microsoft / Consultant nutsy
      Wow, you’ve been around for quite some time.

      All those buzzwords starting from 2012 all over dat response! Dayum!
      Nov 29, 2018
  • Blackstone cLIy45
    Oh God, that was garbage! "I know 10 ways to jack off the others know at most 5 so I am twice better."
    Nov 29, 2018 0
  • Amazon / Eng legend
    What does "EA revenue" mean?
    Nov 28, 2018 1

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