I have a problem. The car I’m driving is a clunker Honda Civic 2004. Since I cant get dates and have an ugly face, I want to drive something that will improve my dating life. I think girls like big cars like Mercedes or BMW SUVs but since I’m short, I can barely reach the pedals in those cars. Not to mention I can’t afford those cars with my mediocre salary. Money is tight. What would be a proper upgrade for me? What kind of car gets dates?
Without a doubt the Lotus Elise or Lotus Evora if you can afford a used one. Both cars are quite small and are known for being terrible for tall people. Additionally they look extremely expensive ($100k+) despite actually costing around $50k new
That’s a nice car but my ugliness will diminish the car’s value immediately.
Jesus Christ dude calm the fuck down everyone looks cooler in an Elise. I saw a fucking weirdo getting into one yesterday and he looked 120% cooler just by starting the car.
Porsche Cayman/ Boxster
Didn’t read the mediocre salary part did you? I also don’t work at Google/FB
This is America, where even 5' girls drive huge SUVs. Car manufacturers especially keep that point in mind when they build.
Lol you're getting funny
Omg these posts are getting ridiculous
Welcome back 5’6 troll 👋
This guy's a troll.
An annoying one
have you tried a bike or bajaj vespa? if you can’t reach the gears you can try scooty or honda activa!
Mini Cooper.
That’s a refreshing albeit irrelevant idea to this post. Thanks though.
I’ve had surgery. Serious surgery. And it didn’t help at all.