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Bezos unshackled- AMZN to crash?

Jan 9

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  • Google 9yearold
    Jeff got a new girl?
    Jan 928
    • Genentech PapaBeary
      She looks younger and prettier than him anyways
      Jan 9
    • Facebook / Engleavet9
      I like women for sex too. Can't see myself getting married ever
      Jan 9
    • Amazon / Engsde3
      Lol autodesk is angry af.
      Jan 9
    • Autodesk / EngVjvcjko
      😀 i am not, i just like to think i intimidate people on internet by acting angry😝 fun times
      Jan 9
    • Amazon / Engsde3
      Cool. You dont sound intimidate but you look like an angry idiot though.
      Jan 9
    • Autodesk / EngVjvcjko
      Really? Ok, i cant be an angry idiot on my linkedin, guess blind serves its purpose 😀

      Also, idiot, learn to read english? Which is why i said ”i like to think”, how the fuck would i know if the person on the other end of the screen is actually intimidated, i am happy with my assumptions 😀😝 serves my local context well enough
      Jan 9
    • Google / MgmtDian
      I'm happy all the idiot SJWs have been proven wrong on this thread.

      "I bet she got someone better than the dick face he is." Wrong. Bezos replaced her with a young News Anchor. https://people.com/movies/who-is-lauren-sanchez-dating-jeff-bezos/

      "She looks younger and prettier than him anyways"
      Yes she does, but Bezos's new date looks even younger and prettier. The attractive features for a man evolutionarily are status, power and position in the society's dominance hierarchy. Not prettiness or youth. So Mackenzie might be younger and prettier than Bezos but that doesn't matter.

      "Grow up you dump fuck, respect a woman"
      Seeking intimacy and companionship and novelty by exploring new relationships is not the same as disrespecting a woman, turd. You are the problem. Stop taking an offense for no reason. Let the genius billionaire enjoy his life and date prettier and fun-ner ladies. It's a free world.
      Jan 9
    • Autodesk / EngVjvcjko
      Its up to them to decide what works for them and why, you’re the idiot who thinks you know everything about their life and their motives to want it.
      Jan 9
    • Google / MgmtDian
      Sure, but it's clear now that Bezos dumped Mackenzie for Lauren [1]. Good for him though. If a billionaire can't have fun there's not much in life to look forward to.

      [1] https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/10/media/national-enquirer-jeff-bezos-investigation/index.html
      Jan 10
    • Amazon / Engsde3
      It is pretty obvious. Autodesk is just too dumb and angry, bad combo.
      Jan 10
  • Microsoft outofmem
    Jeff asked for relationship help on blind, but instead of helping fellow blinders asked TC or GTFO.
    Jan 90
  • Amazon / MgmtKYuG83
    Mackenzie seems to have a heart and a moral code. Seeing Jeff regularly depicted as a greedy Bond villain must have taken a toll, simply because it is true. Bezos doesn’t care that his employees pee in bottles or cry at their desks. He is the most successful greedy capitalist in history, and all she, like most of us, really would need is 0.01% of his wealth to be set for life. Not much incentive to stay with a monster when the laws of Washington state give her half.

    If she wants to she can take that money and spend some of it on earth to improve human lives instead of fueling a race-to-the-bottom slave labor economy.
    Jan 95
    • Google / MgmtDian
      So... Gold digger? Remember you work at Amazon. Be grateful for your life and your paycheck. If Bezos finds out you wrote this, you might get an email titled '?'. And then you'd be history
      Jan 9
    • Amazon / MgmtKYuG83
      Haha, I totally would be history.

      Mackenzie is not a gold digger, Bezos is. He’s digging it up from everyone else and concentrating it, but also creating a tremendous amount in the process. There are pros and cons but at his core he is an investment banker who turned into a mega successful capitalist and his compass is calibrated only on making money (under the guise of customer obsession).

      You are right, work hard or be history.
      Jan 9
    • Google / MgmtDian
      That was a thoughtful reply I didn't expect. Cheers 🍻🥂
      Jan 9
    • Google / MgmtDian
      "Not much incentive to stay with a monster" I'm sorry your theory is wrong. Women are instinctually attracted to men with status and power. And here's the truth for you - Bezos replaced Mackenzie and is dating a young News Anchor. https://people.com/movies/who-is-lauren-sanchez-dating-jeff-bezos/

      https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/10/media/national-enquirer-jeff-bezos-investigation/index.html
      Jan 9
    • Amazon / MgmtKYuG83
      A man can have status and power without being toxic. Status & power =/= being a monster.

      We don’t know the whole truth. They have long been separated. For all you know, they have been separated for the last 2 years and Jeff only recently started looking for strange on the side because he was lonely. Every man’s gotta get some mud on his turtle.
      Jan 10
  • Bose boxbox
    She will get and probably sell half the stocks Jeff B owns so yes there will be pressure on the stock
    Jan 911
    • LinkedIn
      plowing

      LinkedIn

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      plowingmore
      No way she is getting half of the stocks. She’s lucky if she can get 0.1% of Bezos net worth.
      Jan 9
    • Dropbox / Engdbx📦
      She is entitled to half unless they have a prenup or something new was done along the way
      Jan 9
    • LinkedIn
      plowing

      LinkedIn

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      plowingmore
      She’s not entitled to half unless she has been the co-CEO of Amazon for the past 25 years.
      Jan 9
    • Google / MgmtDian
      Bezos seems smart enough to have had a prenup. Good for him!
      Jan 9
    • Dropbox / Engdbx📦
      That's just how a divorce works. Your partner is entitled to half of what you *both* made during your time together. Divorce process can obviously change that and these are definitely special circumstances.
      Jan 9
    • Google / MgmtDian
      ^ not fair to relax and mooch off of another hard-working person though
      Jan 9
    • Dropbox / Engdbx📦
      Why do assume she relaxed and mooched off of him? She has her own career too. I take it you've never been married?
      Jan 10
    • Google / MgmtDian
      ^ she had her own career but doesn't deserve 67B for it. That would require her to have been co-CEO of Amazon for 20+ years otherwise it's unfair. Moocher
      Jan 10
    • Dropbox / Engdbx📦
      She's clearly not a gold digger, so i don't get why you think she's a moocher. The wealth they earned together should be shared across their family. Same thing should apply if she would have founded Amazon instead.
      Jan 10
    • Google / MgmtDian
      Then she should renounce the 67B and take only what she considers rightfully hers. Otherwise a moocher, plain and simple
      Jan 10
  • New / Designm.vignelli
    With all things said, 25 years is a great run.
    Jan 91
  • Nvidia Amit K
    Jeff tried to say sorry by extending her prime membership by two weeks.
    Jan 90
  • Microsoft outofmem
    Nothing bad will happen to AMZN. On contrary now he can spend more time at AMZN.
    Jan 90
  • Nvidia Amit K
    Jeff's divorce papers consists of just one character - "?"
    Jan 91
    • Microsoft / Mgmt
      MarjaKmine

      MicrosoftMgmt

      BIO
      Supreme Leader of First Order, until I was cut in half by ungrateful apprentice.
      MarjaKminemore
      Funny
      Jan 9
  • Microsoft Duxe82
    Anyways, she wasn’t that good-looking
    Jan 93
    • Microsoft Big Pun
      wtf, i think shes hot
      Jan 9
    • Well, she can get better than old Jeff 😂
      Jan 9
    • IBM g-eazy
      She can get a deezed 25 year old boy toy with a Scandinavian jawline and a 10-incher, with what she's walking away with. There's golddiggers in both the sexes.
      Jan 9
  • Vertivco / Eng
    FastPapuan

    VertivcoEng

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    Youtube, American Bureau of Shipping, Facebook
    FastPapuanmore
    Watch out for alimony. She will now be a billionair.
    Jan 91
    • Genentech PapaBeary
      She already was. It was "their" money anyways
      Jan 9
  • Symantec APT10
    That place at the top of the rich list was short-lived.
    Jan 91
    • Autodesk / EngVjvcjko
      Maybe he got too cocky after getting to that place, wouldnt surprise me
      Jan 9
  • Amazon 💩 burglr
    Jeff didn't practice his work life harmony. Clearly better than work life balance.
    Jan 90
  • Microsoft Big Pun
    Dear Satya, if you have the urge be a man and go into your office and rub one out instead.
    Jan 90
  • Apple fu manchu
    I see that “forget about WLB” stuff didn’t work out so well.

    And I have to have impeccable timing since this headline came out the minute after I buy a few shares.
    Jan 90
  • Salesforce tgtt
    Time to buy amzn, no more wife distractions. I always felt them to be an odd couple
    Jan 91
    • New me2you.
      Hasnt been distracting for a long time
      Jan 9
  • OP
    Must be oiling his shaft big time now.
    Jan 90
  • Microsoft jrex
    Good for both of them. Date someone new, add to life’s experience when they are still active & healthy and remain friends. Unless they are putting a good show, this looks like an amicable divorce
    Jan 91
    • Google / MgmtDian
      Yes. Good stuff
      Jan 9
  • Microsoft / Mgmt
    MarjaKmine

    MicrosoftMgmt

    BIO
    Supreme Leader of First Order, until I was cut in half by ungrateful apprentice.
    MarjaKminemore
    Who cares? This thread is full of gossipy aunties. Boring!!!
    Jan 90
  • Facebook
    alterego

    Facebook

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    Microsoft
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    dev, human,
    alteregomore
    Oh, this is sad, for both of them
    Jan 90
  • MZ
    JzTc

    MZ

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    EPAM Systems
    JzTcmore
    More like BEZOs be SMASHING
    Jan 90
  • Google / MgmtDian
    Already crashed by 1%
    Jan 90

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