Billionaire diamond trader dies from penis surgery. Just a reminder that money can't buy certain things...

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Mar 9 14 Comments


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  • Oracle droned
    “According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.”

    The guy had some serious insecurity issues.
    Mar 90
  • Facebook nosoupforu
    He had growth mindset
    Mar 91
  • Intel / Mgmtbobwho?
    I guess he died doing something he was passionate about. 😁
    Mar 93
    • Undergoing surgery?
      Mar 9
    • Intel / Mgmtbobwho?
      Nah. Getting his wiener to be big so that he can flash it around and show who’s the boss.
      Mar 9
    • Amazon Jеff Bezоs
      Injecting cocaine in his weiner to make it bigger.
      Mar 10
  • Microsoft nKaihsjana
    The irony was the only way to save him during the enlargement operation was to have it cut off completely.
    Mar 90
  • Facebook / DataCurryFever
    Money can’t buy certain things, like non-douchiness
    Mar 90
  • Bossa Nova Robotics HalNTuring
    He paid a stiff price
    Mar 90
  • Citrix Systems XDOa40
    He is 65 years old. How old were the girls he was gonna use it with?
    Mar 91
    • LinkedIn tendies
      Probably 18 year olds 🤢
      Mar 9
  • Google / Eng


    Top Contributor or GTFO
    He would be still alive where he a SWE in the Bay area as you don't need a larger dick if you only use your dick alone.
    Mar 90
  • Facebook AuoN35
    He should have offered free magnifying glasses to his gfs instead.
    Mar 90

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