Ofcourse...the joining bonus is mostly intended as hooker money
Legit
Just tell them you just completed your series B funding. Founder hounders will surround you.
Only with gold diggers.
Is that ur sole motivation to move out of Cisco?
Whatever motivates you
Yes. Make sure you wear your work badge in the club/bars
I've heard plenty of people get fucked because of FANG so sure.
In particular, amazon and fb employee get fucked by pip
Absolutely. Read about how some people get treated by their managers. I wish I could get fucked that hard.
Ha ha..
It’s not going to get you laid anywhere that these companies have headquarters. It definitely got me laid in other countries (ex-FANG here).
Isn’t that sad, using employer's karma to get laid? 🙄
I thought this was part of the compensation
Why is it sad? What's sad is if your employer's bad karma prevents you from getting laid.