Important data point
Always complement their watch!
I guess it works differently for females, so oftentimes I just involuntarily listen to female coworkers talking to their bfs while on toilet. So romantic, I don't even need that eye contact.
“No but I make eye contact anyway” Power move
Yeah we also pee on each other
Team building by Amazon.
The standard statement to make is “the water is cold”...... and the expected response....”and deep too”.
That’s my time
No. I do sing while in the stall taking a dump tho.
Skip the doctor, just check the prostate for them
There should be a more emphatic no option