How can I use money to boast power in public?

Yahoo plnbcx
Jul 7 31 Comments

Buy Tesla Model X, First class seats in planes, Buy branded shoes & clothes, pay bribes, and what else?

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TOP 31 Comments
  • Yahoo / Design getAway
    Work at Yahoo?
    Jul 7 0
  • Amazon / Eng
    weeeeeeee

    Amazon Eng

    BIO
    AWS
    weeeeeeeemore
    Let people know you work at yahoo should do it
    Jul 7 4
    • Yahoo / Design getAway
      Yep. Unlike banana eating people?
      Jul 7
    • Amazon / Eng
      weeeeeeee

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      weeeeeeeemore
      Customers seem to like amazon. When I ask people about yahoo they’re surprised to hear it still exists.

      You probably have thick skin at this point though
      Jul 7
    • Yahoo / Design getAway
      Very thick.
      Jul 7
    • Uber / Eng #muga
      Thicc skin
      Jul 7
  • New tQIi02
    Get a proper psychologist so you stop caring about dumb shit like this.
    Jul 7 0
  • Delta Air Lines / Supply/Log
    xqKG70

    Delta Air Lines Supply/Log

    PRE
    Apple
    xqKG70more
    Lots of community service, visible donations, misc public works. Make sure you maximize your employer donation match, that every time you see a homeless person you buy them a warm meal. If you really want to flex hard, start a non-profit that trains people to be SWEs for free - including transportation to and from, meals and career assistance. People will go crazy trying to figure out how you have so much money to blow.
    Jul 7 0
  • Micro Focus / Eng Whiskr
    “Buy branded shoes & clothes”

    Looking like a fob is not attractive
    Jul 7 1
  • Amazon broke&dumb
    Learn it from the Saudis -
    Cheetahs as pets, literally gold Ferraris for drag racing, control POTUS like their bi tch.
    Jul 7 2
    • Amazon / Eng
      weeeeeeee

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      weeeeeeeemore
      They’ve been doing that for decades. Very talented
      Jul 7
    • Amazon fnai273
      It’s funny how the Middle East has the complete opposite picture of who controls whom.
      Jul 7
  • Google / Eng hooli.xyz
    “Buy branded shoes & clothes, pay bribes”

    I can already tell which country you’re from 😂
    Jul 7 4
    • The bribes bit kinda narrowed it down.
      Jul 7
    • Bloomberg / Eng
      offByOme

      Bloomberg Eng

      PRE
      Bloomberg LP
      offByOmemore
      But bribes could be anywhere? Like most of the world?
      Jul 7
    • Yahoo / Design getAway
      Google and uber, does it seem familiar? Your homeland?
      Jul 7
    • Yahoo blpwhr
      Lol
      Jul 9
  • Square ygkotsf
    Purchase a premium waifu pillow and take her on fancy dates
    Jul 7 0
  • New / Mgmt
    Microsoft.

    New Mgmt

    PRE
    IBM
    Microsoft.more
    Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you a live example of a pathetic FOB.
    Jul 7 3
    • Spotify thanus
      What’s fob?
      Jul 7
    • New / Mgmt
      Microsoft.

      New Mgmt

      PRE
      IBM
      Microsoft.more
      Fresh Off the Boat
      Jul 7
    • Spotify thanus
      Lol
      Jul 7
  • New / Other
    DuQvV7y

    New Other

    BIO
    Did stuff. Hustled hard. Retired
    DuQvV7ymore
    Hire a language coach so you can effectively communicate your ridiculousness.
    Jul 7 0
  • Spotify thanus
    With mindset like that you should move to Moscow. You’ll be at home there.
    Jul 7 0
  • Amazon klulez
    TC?
    Jul 7 2
    • Yahoo blpwhr
      Gtfo
      Jul 9
    • Amazon klulez
      OP DM-ed me that his TC is 175K. How about you?
      Jul 9
  • LinkedIn ex-fb
    Lol no matter what you earn, you’re just another Bay Area engineer!
    Make a career change.
    Jul 17 0
  • Oracle / Sales
    gTdk6fX

    Oracle Sales

    PRE
    Google
    gTdk6fXmore
    New money no class
    Jul 7 0
  • Aurora dEQR73
    Happiness from fame is short lived. Research shows that giving to others is the best way to get happiness with your money. Plus it's just a better way to live.
    Jul 7 0