What would you say?

T-Mobile Bwe12
Aug 17, 2018 13 Comments

My 2 year old asked me yesterday - Daddy, why do you go to work?

She was trying to fish for an excuse to not go to daycare but I wanted to ask here. What would you say?

TC: $220k


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TOP 13 Comments
  • I go to work because baby the dollars ur mom spends in nail polish salons and those shopping deals don’t come from trees..I have to bend down everyday to earn those.

    Daddy why u have to bend down though? Now answer that
    Aug 17, 2018 1
    • VMware lesbo
      Is that what you have to do everyday at uber? I saw some headlines with uber being a bad place to work but didn
      't realize it was that bad.
      Aug 17, 2018
  • Google / Mktg QuadLovin
    Because I am a slave who did not have the courage to start my own business, so I go to work on someone else’s idea and follow their rules.
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Intel Fallout|
    Cute story. Now TC or GTFO.
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Sirius XM DfgIbx0
    “So I can buy you diapers. When you’re potty trained, daddy won’t have to work as much.” ... but I tease my kids all the time so they shake their head at this sort of thing.
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • LinkedIn Bxis44
    2 years old? Dude you got at least 6 years until you have to start taking that question seriously
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Apple stopnow
    *troll alert*
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Comcast OCsQ88
    Go ask your mother!
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Microsoft / Eng casd
    Cause Daddy felt like a bum—see, Daddy had a job. But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and Mom...

    - Mockingbird
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Amazon / Eng

    Amazon Eng

    Sabre Corporation
    Drip coffee.
    Aug 17, 2018 0
  • Amazon / Eng Pen Island
    So I can get the money to buy your happy meal and pay for your Christmas presents.

    And my Christmas presents too.
    Aug 17, 2018 0
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    • Sirius XM DfgIbx0
      Yeah they do
      Aug 17, 2018
    • Sirius XM DfgIbx0
      Kids advance on different timelines. Also, someone who is 2 and closer to their 3rd birthday is still 2.
      Aug 17, 2018