Misc.Apr 24, 2018
UberGonadrow

Worst Company Perks - of all time

Seen many threads on perks and food and comp. What are some of the worst ‘perks’ that your company has ever advertised. I’ll start: My old company had a vending machine with $2 chips as a ‘perk’. Piss-like coffee was also a ‘free perk’

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Microsoft NaanSense Apr 24, 2018

Tech in general: No fixed hours or requirement to work 9-5. “As long as you can get the job one it’s all good.” AKA we’ll pay you a lot but make you work for it and don’t even bother with overtime pay.

Microsoft kia Apr 24, 2018

Boo f'n hoo.

Microsoft NaanSense Apr 25, 2018

I’m not complaining. I love it. Just saying that the perk is not what you think it is.

Wells Fargo kiwiBird8 Apr 24, 2018

I had a company 10 years ago offer 140k plus benefits (outside of the west coast) but they wanted tons of hours, so I agree

Facebook mush Apr 24, 2018

"See the world" - US Navy.

Microsoft 1.1.1.1 Apr 24, 2018

Gonna be hard to beat this one

Amazon Kalypso Apr 24, 2018

Should be “Sea the world” 😏

Axtria Blinded! Apr 24, 2018

"Fly high" - how airlines looking for cabin crew advertise the job "Pick up dishes and trash" - actual job Not to forget how they give free lounge stays, but actually they hardly get to go home or follow q sleep cycle

TaskUs autobats Apr 24, 2018

Company 401k match that required a vesting period and pretend you didn't notice..

Uber Gonadrow OP Apr 24, 2018

Atleast you had a match. Uber still won’t do a 401k match

Intel paperclips Apr 25, 2018

Intel contributes 5% of our salary to 401k. 2.5 years in, I just realized it has a 6 year vesting period. It's a nice way for a company to not have to spend much money to keep you around.

Hortonworks ruJB85 Apr 24, 2018

I once saw a job description and the benefit was that they will provide you with a work laptop. So you don’t have to buy your own.

Amazon Hayward Apr 25, 2018

McDonalds - free meal with each shift

Pegasystems ATruffler May 3, 2018

Downvoted. This is a good perk

Amazon JWdr84 Apr 25, 2018

10% off Amazon.com purchases up to $100 saved per calendar year.

Uber Gonadrow OP Apr 25, 2018

That’s a 🤦🏻‍♂️

Amazon Hooliganss Apr 25, 2018

$100? I know it’s that low for warehouse employees, but I thought Corp employees were like $1000

Amazon spiceydog Apr 25, 2018

Unlimited vacation...

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DougEfrosh Apr 25, 2018

Unlimited PTO! (not to exceed 15 days per calendar year)