Yo Starbucks, I'm outtie

Starbucks / Eng baked
Jan 16 30 Comments

Hey yo Starbucks, it's been real. Peace I'm out. 🔥
🧐

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TOP 30 Comments
  • AQR DVGQ05
    What do you do or did at Sbux?
    Jan 16 5
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      App Dev
      Jan 16
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      🤢☕
      Jan 16
    • VMware WellThatSu
      Did you code in Java? 😉
      Jan 16
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      Nice one VMware 😂 that made me laugh
      Jan 16
    • Deloitte / Consultant FHAs14
      Make Java.
      Jan 16
  • Microsoft / Eng ghyud
    Don’t go.
    Jan 16 3
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      You can take my job. I'll DM you the link once it is up. 🧐
      Jan 16
    • Microsoft / Eng ghyud
      But but Starbucks won’t be the same without you.
      Jan 16
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      🤮☕
      Jan 16
  • Expedia 80081
    Who's going to make me my venti caramel crappucino now?
    Jan 16 2
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      Would you like that hot or cold?
      Jan 16
    • Expedia 80081
      Baked
      Jan 16
  • Indeed / Other
    unikorn

    Indeed Other

    PRE
    Google
    BIO
    Nope
    unikornmore
    Starbucks has engineers?? Who knew. Figured they'd outsource the front end work to India.
    Jan 16 1
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      Probs would be better.
      Jan 16
  • TrueCar / Data RIFnews
    you going to coffee bean?
    Jan 16 1
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      Going to Dunkin' 😂
      Jan 16
  • Ericsson / Eng FriedFish1
    God speed baked 🤝
    Jan 16 0
  • Amazon 💩 burglr
    Did you like working there?
    Jan 16 3
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      Fuck no.
      Jan 16
    • Amazon 💩 burglr
      What was wrong?
      Jan 16
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      Terrible stack, awful politics, lazy engineers, "rest and vest" mentality, the more senior you are, the dumber you become... Shall I go on ?
      Jan 16
  • Starbucks / Eng baked
    OP
    Jan 16 2
    • Gusto sudo sudo
      You’re a software engineer? Why does Starbucks hire SWEs? How many of you are there?
      Jan 16
    • Amazon hsl44428q
      They have a few apps and piss poor pay and benefits.
      Jan 17
  • Cisco Infensus
    Did you invent the PSL?
    Jan 16 1
  • Dropbox / Eng S3Bucket
    Can you put in a good word to get the Valencia orange refresher back please
    Jan 16 1
    • Starbucks / Eng baked
      OP
      No, because that would make too much sense.
      Jan 16
  • Starbucks AzDL77
    Good luck! Starbucks isn’t what it was in it’s true glory days. Now it’s just a cog all about money and nothing more. Work faster and get paid less! Whee!
    Jan 17 0