☢️ Radioactive Accident ☢️
You slip and fall into some nuclear waste. You start to feel like shit and decide to sleep it off. In Marvel-esque fashion, you wake up feeling better than ever. After some experimentation, you realize that your radioactive accident has caused...
Where is the option for the reality-based 'u get lukemia and die' ?
Marvel-esque fashion, my friend. The only way you get cancer is if Cancerman (Luke Kemeya by day) targets you with his cancer rays.
If only you had a form of cancer and died You're more likely to get radiation poisoning and die within days. All while experiencing some of the worst pain possible. Pain that even morphine won't help fix much.
The fact I am considering the 20% larger schlong. Shit...
I went with height... I'm pretty happy with my dick.
I voted for the schlong increase but seeing as I don't have one, it would just end up being an awkward mess. I am already filled with regret.
You to be jealous of a cockroach
If my schlong was any longer it would be hazardous
Roll it up like a buttlerfly proboscis
If my schlong increased by 20% it'd still be 0
Couldn't it just affect the female analogue? Of course 20% of tiny is still tiny
Post didn't say that though. Also what's the point of a giant vulva or clit (that sounds painful and annoying tbh)
instead of shlong 20% better or 20% more frequent orgasms for women 😸
I'd all pick memory retention tho in a heart beat
Except you would recall painful memories twice as well, too.
Clearly MongoDB people are a fun lot.