I get a 1000 for my office at the end of every year, any suggestions? Common things are art, monitors, headphones, chairs, etc. Any of you geniuses have some good ideas?
as many flesh lights as you can purchase for $1000
Blowjobs for each team member. 😬
There is a 1000$ chair
Yeah I was thinking about the aeron or eahtever
Get one of those chairs used. They have a 14 year warranty anyway.
Can't buy much. Spend some out of pocket. - Get a curved 4k 144 hz 36+" monitor. $2000 - Get an embody office chair. $2000 - Get a AKG N90Q wireless headphones. $1500
Not a lot of money to setup, esp if you have to buy a desk (sit / stand), an aeron chair and monitor arms. I assume h/w budget (monitors, mice etc) is separate?
No i have a set up office, this is just extra cash I get every year to buy whatever with some limitations. I was just seeing what people liked
I think you thought it was a cool perk and wanted to humble brag and it backfired. Should have asked for 200k of RSU’s instead.
Get a 7.1 channel surround sound system!
I was thinking maybe this so I could blast my metal like in the big Short
More whiteboard. Always more whiteboard.
Hire a stripper
Wait, you get money from NG for furnishing your office??!!? I've never even heard of this. How can I get it?
Don't work there, just haven't changed blind because I'm lazy
Buy a custom painting from nobilified for your best performers. And a 3D printer with the rest so your team can play with it.
I mean literally for my own office
Get one of these: https://jellytank.com