Starting off a global all-hands meeting by getting choked up about "events in the Middle East", moving on to "we're targeting K-12 children for Cyber security education", moving on to "how great is this app that lets us spy on children"? Where is the information that is actually important to employees, info like sales records and projections, upcoming AWS-wide efforts, office or directorate level restructurings, etc? #Amazon #AWS #meeting
DUUR I had to form a two pizza team, that's a team that can be fed with two pizzas.
The new standard unit of measure for meeting sizes…
2 pizza team is foodie-ist, I can down a whole pizza by myself
How much is our bonus
Who knows, not important to discuss at all-hands global meeting.
You receive your bonus when you accept the Pivot severance.
Virtue signaling is easy bro… shed a tear here and donate some there…
Shit show as always
Idk this one hit different. Just especially low IQ lip service corporate bullshitery. There is 0% chance these all hands aren't AI generated at this point.
Sounds like your standard AWS all hands. Don't miss those lol