Okay so Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Christmas a lot... But the Grinch,Who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT! The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his TC was too light. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his base comp was two sizes too small. Whatever the reason, His TC or RSUs, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown, At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath, Was busy now, lying about TC through their teeth. "And they're getting sign-on bonuses!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to stop Newgrads from coming!" For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Who girls and boys, Would wake bright and early. They'd relocate for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing he hated! The mechanical keyboard NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down for three years. And they'd vest! And they'd vest! And they'd VEST! VEST! VEST! VEST! They would feast on AMZ-bananas, and rare Who-roast beast. Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least! And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all! Every Newgrad down in Whoville, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start leating! They'd leat! And they'd leat! And they'd LEAT! LEAT! LEAT! LEAT! And the more the Grinch thought of this Who ChristmasLeating, The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!" "Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!" "I MUST stop these H1B1's from coming! But HOW?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat. And he made a quick bald cap and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!" "With this coat and this cap, I look just like Bezos' dick!" Edit: TC 60Kringles
Lol πππ Leat should be spelled leet though And if you remove the bananas joke, then this story would apply to non Amazonians as well π
Why do you have time for this π
Because he's not LEETing!! He's the Grinch!
You'd have done better making it about fed rate hikes with some Trump Twitter drama. Good talent though, kid
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