Tech IndustryMay 2, 2023
Microsoft🧊Hail 🧊

Any SQL truthers in chat? SQL is the worst language

SQL is unintuitive, unintelligible, unreadable. Nested select statements makes you have no idea what you're selecting, ambiguous join methods give you a false sense of security that you're getting the right data, and any data manipulation is impossible. SQL is ass

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Meta fomosapien May 2, 2023

Ass Queue El? Or See Quell?

Activision Blizzard vcvt40 May 3, 2023

Sequel

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IVlT41 May 2, 2023

Things have worked for years. Maybe you are the issue 🙈

Microsoft Hxrjk May 2, 2023

This statement is so true that it's applicable everywhere else, i.e: Patriarchy has worked for years so if you desire a change maybe you are the problem 🤦

Amazon inf&beyond May 2, 2023

What's wrong with the patriarchy?

Apple YubiDesu5 May 2, 2023

it’s a tool. simple as. you gotta use the right tool for the job.

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HtPC30 May 2, 2023

Much of the time a subquery could be a CTE.

Splunk Finesse! May 2, 2023

You don't know enough languages to have an opinion

HCL oUFk01 May 2, 2023

Instead of nested sql, rewrite it as cte, with clause. Much more readable. I write 1000+ lines of sql stmt regularly

Microsoft 🧊Hail 🧊 OP May 3, 2023

What the fuck is cte SQL gives me cte

Apple apcmth May 2, 2023

In my opinion SQL is awesome. The best part about it is that you can make it as complicated as you want or as simple as you want. I prefer creating temp tables and breaking down solution into pieces than trying to do too many things in nested select statements. Joins need knowing the data set and a good quality check mechanism. Even a basic count (*) and count distinct primary key goes a long way than guessing if you did your join right.

PayPal 6TWBLU2A May 3, 2023

SQL is one of the best languages ever written. It’s hard because it makes you think in sets instead of iteratively