Breaking: Google lays off ENTIRE brain/deepmind teams
Pichai announced this morning that he is saving costs by laying off ALL of Google's AI scientists. He is replacing them with a team of 20 bangladeshi high schoolers and 12 Uruguayan toddlers. Stock prices soar at the cost savings. Demis Hassabis is now unemployed. OpenAI considered hiring him, but after seeing how much it costs to hire a 3 month-old baby in Bengaluru to lead his AI research, Altman has opted for that instead. Ilya, LeCun and Hassabis have recently enrolled in plumbing bootcamps.
Fake news. Pichai doesn’t work on Sunday
Pretty soon there’ll be people in the comments claiming that the baby isn’t just cheaper but also more qualified.
Well babies brains are incredibly powerful compared to dying adult brain
And they get trained just like those models. So they can better connect to the product no doubt.
English speaking thread.
F u, learn a new language ho
This is a lame move Nadella! Are you that desperate
Good one op
I'll be honest, you got me, I believed you for a second. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Liking this mainly to get to magic number six nine likes
bro april fools was over a month ago
Please flag this post and user.
I’ve been doing it for every one of these.
This trash popping up in my feed is lowering the value of the site.
Seriously if you have nothing better to do on your weekend, go **** yourself. I am speaking up on behalf of many who are triggered by layoffs. This is not something to joke about and it can cause PTSD in many on here who were impacted by layoffs. I am one of them and I really don't like people who think it's funny to make a joke on layoffs.
PTSD💀our grandfathers fought wars
Weak men create hard times...
He also laid off his own brain
Did he have that before?
Yes he did. Bard was built based on his brain.