"An ex-Coinbase product manager was charged Thursday, along with two other individuals, in a first-of-its-kind crypto insider trading case. A spokeman for the embattled executive said that their client is probably taller, better looking, and has higher TC than almost anyone in comparison. In other words, too good for their client to go to jail. In a separate complaint Thursday, the SEC said that nine of the 25 tokens allegedly traded in the scheme were securities. Coinbase’s chief legal officer, Paul Grewal, denied the claims Thursday in a blogpost: “hey, look, I know I have a punchable face. I make $400 k / year, and you make $70 as a journalist. But hey, bottom line is, read my lips: Coinbase does not list securities. End of story.” https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/22/coinbase-blasts-sec-over-insider-trading-case.html *partly satirical just like Coinbase*
People like you should be in tech journalism! It would be so much more fun and easy to read
The CHIEF legal officer makes only $400k? (Didn't read the whole thing)
Yeah, because of his punchable face
Missing some zeroes
Thanks codinggal and Bloomberg for the positive feedback :)
Jesus why are people so bitter in life
I’m gonna boycott articles that have the words “blasts” in the title
A good policy for a high-nutrient information diet these days, I think I'll join you!
And the CFTC has put out a press release asking the SEC to back off. I am happy that POS got caught but most crypto is not to be regulated by the sec.
I love how some people are calling him an “executive”. Was the dude even an IC5?
Because people see the name manager in a title and think it’s something way more senior than it really is
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I like your writing style, please do more of these news rewrites 🙂