Excluding HFTs Disclaimer: This is just for fun. I guess I am just happy to be employed. I hope you just take care of your family and not this dumb list CRITERIA: More probable that someone from Tier X moves to Tier X-1 than the other way around, as of today. ——— Tier 1: Apple, Netflix Tier 1.5: Airbnb, Google, Roblox, Pinterest, Stripe, Snowflake, Databricks, Cruise Tier 2: Meta, Doordash, Tiktok, Robinhood, Spotify, Datadog, Snap, NVIDIA, Lyft, Dropbox, Uber, Scale AI, Slack, LinkedIn Tier 3: Microsoft, Amazon, Qualtrics, Pure Storage, Salesforce, Splunk, Roku, Brex, Zillow, Oracle Cloud, Carta, Twillio, Elastic, Rippling, Rubrik, Box, Indeed, Epic Games, Docusign, Okta, Reddit, Palantir, Bloomberg, Square, Plaid, Affirm, Atlassian, Coinbase , Instacart Tier 4:, Qualcomm, Adobe, ServiceNow, Twitter 2.0, Workday, Quora, Oracle, AMD, Riot Games, Udemy, Peloton, Palo Alto Networks, Intuit, Redfin, Disney, Shopify, Goldman Sachs, Expedia, Yahoo, VMWare Tier 5: EBay, Intel, Walmart, Visa, Mastercard, Juniper Networks, Arista Networks, Comcast, Paypal, Yelp, Cisco, Tesla ——— I will edit according to people’s suggestions. Please read the criteria again.
Racist much?
LinkedIn tier 1
Snap, Lyft, Uber , RH, DD, being at Tier 2 is hilarious
You won't laugh when you look at our TCs and hiring bar.
And layoffs bar?
Tier 0 is my local McDonald's, always hiring and never had any layoffs. AYCE free food when the manager isn't looking. DM for referrals
I've applied to McDonald's THREE times and have never gotten an offer. They're up there with Albertson's on my tier list. One day when I retire I will prep for the McDonald's interview with all my effort and achieve my dream 🥲
> never had any layoffs Even Robby in the back that hasn’t washed his hands in 4 years
Logic and criteria? Wlb, salary, career progression??
What are you basing these tiers on?
His ass
Where brightcove
Amazon tier 2. Meta is wack and has a bad name lmao
Idk anymore chief. It almost feels like Meta laid off the least
Meta is the best FAANG for sure