Tech IndustryJan 12, 2023
NewBased_Dept
Company and Tech Employee Names
Let's make a comprehensive list of the cringy names that companies call their employees. Google: Googlers & Nooglers Twitter: Twits Apple: Applers & Apploids Amazon: Amazonians & pip fodder Microsoft: Microsofties ByteDance/TikTok: slaves Meta: Metamates Uber: Uberites & nUbers I can't think of any more. Any to add? #google #apple #amazon #twitter
Meta kvwibaimd Jan 12, 2023
Meta: Metamates
Pinterest cup IG Jan 12, 2023
Pinployees
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Based_Dept OP Jan 12, 2023pinples ❤
Scale AI ai_scale Jan 12, 2023
scaliens
Microsoft MNMNMNMMM Jan 12, 2023
What a horrible name, it oozes off the tongue like a rotten pus
Salesforce mt47B Jan 12, 2023
Salesforce: Ohana until we do random layoffs
LiveRamp nwtL74 Jan 12, 2023
Verily: Veeps. Like wtf
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Based_Dept OP Jan 12, 2023are you serious?
Goldman Sachs hotSaucee Jan 12, 2023
Napster - Nipples
Meta pixie dust Jan 12, 2023
Humana -> humans
Meta pixie dust Jan 12, 2023
UPS -> oopsies
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Based_Dept OP Jan 12, 2023butterfingers is already taken (by snickers)
Meta pixie dust Jan 12, 2023
Lowe's -> Losers
Upwork - Freelance slaves.