Edit: Added a poll. We're 12 whole days into 2023 and I haven't seen a single prestige tier list yet. Comment your suggestions. - S TIER - * Meta (Zucks slimy ass will somehow keep the company out of hot water, and they'll rise again) * CIA and FBI (layoff-proof, and scares the shit out of people) * TikTok (if you like to talk to children ππ¬, F-tier otherwise) * 'New' (no idea who they are, but a LOT of blind users work for them) * OpenAI (normies love you, artists hate you, code monkies fear you) * Albertsons (somehow outperformed most FAANG stocks YoY) * Palantir (government sponsored cyber criminals, which makes them cool) - A TIER - * Apple (cmon bro... it's apple) * Google (just not as hot anymore) * Rivian (rising VERY quickly) * Tesla (slowly falling apart unless they revamp soon and get lvl 3 autonomy) * AMD (gamers love you, tech bros respect you, but maybe plateuing) - B TIER - * Amazon (disgusted looks if you mention working there, unless its to a tech bro) * Microsoft ("oh the windows guys?", get ready to be assumed to be a boomer) * Databricks, TwoSigma, Jane Street (no idea wtf these people even do, don't care either) * Samsung (absolute behemoth globally, but normies view them as second fiddle to Apple) * T-Mobile (loved by most normies, but its secretly an old ass company underneath) * Splunk (people who know respect it, but most people don't know) - C TIER - * Lockheed Martin (cool jets, tons of boomers) * NVidia (falling rapidly due to extreme screw-ups and GPU competition) * Qualcomm (ARM champs, but quickly getting shat on by Apple) * Salesforce (people have no clue what you do. Tech bros just want to know your TC) * Autodesk (only because of their stranglehold on 3d) * Boeing (decent company, borderline layoff proof, but HUNGRY recruiters) * Verizon (verizon just sucks) - D TIER - * Oracle (meh pay and nobody respects the company, if they even know them) * Twitch (rampant simp problem, can't maintain a profit) * Dropbox (cloud instances are better) * Etsy, Fiverr (same crap, different smell) * Robinhood (GME debacle left them bruised badly) * Lyft (eaten ubers lunch, but not free from controversy) * AT&T (most everyone hates them, but somewhat respects them) * Spotify (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHF-X-iqX1g) - F TIER - * Snap ("you work for an app?" and tech bros laugh at you) * Netflix ("why did you guys get rid of [tv series]?" + tech bros don't care) * TikTok (people will either think you're a traitor of a kiddy diddler) * eBay (dead man walking) * PayPal (keeps getting shat on with every terrible policy they implement) * Pandora (gen x are the only people who use this crap) - F-MINUS TIER - * Uber (all of the bad of Amazon's reputation, but none of the good side) * Intel (Intel Aviv as some call it, AMD eating their lunch) * Roblox (one hit wonder, now relegated to "OOF" and a child predator honeypot) * IBM (shambling corpse of a company) #prestige #google #apple #amazon #tiers #faang
I am not sure Nvidia would be tier c
their compensation packages ARE very solid, but I sense incoming layoffs from them
They have never done layoffs before, I am wondering how creative they can be about it.
Fk the Prestige
where do you put Palo Alto Networks?
Ok ...
Ah crap I forgot you. B Tier.
You are SB tier
Tiktok No.1 for sure. All companies are laying off. Tiktok is hiring aggressively
Cpp spy spotted
Hopefully you're joking. Chinese culture is collapsing, and TikTok company culture is drastically falling apart as people are exposed to it.
Oh well
fixed lol
How is Meta S tier? Have you seen that meta verse avatar of Zuck that he spent $10B on? What about rescinding signed FTE offers and 10% layoffs?
and yet their compensation offers havent really dipped at all. This is Meta at its lowest, so it would make sense that theyll surge again. Everything could be different in 2 weeks.
Using the avatar quality as an example is such a tunnel vision...
Says a New π Where do you work dude ?
one of the agencies in S Tier. The work is awesome. But I changed my company name at account creation and it just slapped me in "New". I absolutely cant make it turn into what it should be without deleting my account. Not worth it.
You can tell us which agency you knowβ¦
Cringe
F tier. I can't think of anyone who would look at Walmart as prestigious unless you were keeping their insane infrastructure working.
Read the room.
okay...? What are you saying?