Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For
βAt press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.β π π π https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-thes-1849786227
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This dude is weird he's like the tech version of the hills have eyes...
Omg. Damn you wires. Victory is mine (Stewie Griffin voice)
Mustβve been Intel
My favorite source of serious journalism masquerading as satire
what have those cables and computers done to improve experience on Android?
Youβre fired.
In my first company, CEO decided to sit beside Lab for a change. And within one week he cried foul. But for last 15 years our CTO, CFO and 1 VP was in adjacent room. Never cried foul to the level of CEO. Even Marshalls headphones didn't make him comfortable. Ultimately we has to decommission client's DUT.
Cried foul, what is this, basketball?
Like asking the PM and client of the project why they are using this device. He prefers all apple like stuffs, without fans and without noise.
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Can we please forget him for a few days?
Oh cβmonβ¦weβre just having a bit of fun watching him piss away 44 BILLION DOLLARS!