https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-thes-1849786227 #tech #twitter #elonmusk
r/atetheonion
r/athertonion?
the onion continues to become more and more like a believable newspaper
Onion was never funny
Omg, this isn’t funny. It’s real
As real as H1B job security
Tech Industry
3d
59968
Crossed a line with my boss
Tech Industry
Yesterday
1290
Women, help me understand why this is inspirational
World Conflicts
2d
892
Why are Muslims nations not accepting Palestine 🇵🇸 refugees?
Health & Wellness
Yesterday
381
Lasik cost
Tech Industry
Yesterday
2222
What happens when most of your team is Indian?
SAN FRANCISCO—As part of his initiative to streamline the back end of the platform, Elon Musk reportedly demanded Tuesday that the remaining Twitter servers explain to him in detail what all the wires were for. “These ones here—what do they do, exactly?” the company’s new owner and CEO said during a visit to Twitter’s data center, holding up a tangled clump of blue wires and showing them to a row of machines, which he accused of “taking up an inordinate amount of space without contributing anything to user experience.” “Hello? I want an explanation for what you’ve all been doing down here on company time, and if you can’t give me one in the next five minutes, you’ll all be let go. For instance, what does this red thing do? Is this where we keep the internet? Make this smaller and faster immediately. And let’s start charging users for whatever is inside these cords.” At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.