Tech IndustryNov 5, 2019
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Fitbit masturbation data, how will Google use it?

Fitbit has the largest data set on masturbation habits, cross referenced to real ids. Now Google has access to that. How do you think they will use it? How should they?

Google Rapha Nov 5, 2019

They can cross reference the time stamp with your Facebook activity so they know which of your acquaintances you fantasize most about.

Google Tegriddy Nov 5, 2019

FTFY: Instagram activity*

Amazon SmkWdEvyDy Nov 5, 2019

Yeah, come on boomer. No one uses Facebook to jerk it anymore.

Amazon jNeo42 Nov 5, 2019

Hopefully they’ll invent some powerful sex tech to take the place of the sex that most Americans are no longer having.

Amazon real_bezos Nov 5, 2019

Good! Now all google has to do is acquire Pornhub.

Yelp boom- Nov 5, 2019

I don't think they do. They already know what you search for (unless you use duckduckgo or bing)

Amazon real_bezos Nov 5, 2019

They could acquire it to integrate with YouTube for better customer experience.

Uber snapnoob Nov 5, 2019

They already know my porn data so whatever.

Samsung edVf27 Nov 5, 2019

When your Android phone senses hand movement from the Fitbit, Google Assistant brings up porn videos