TC: 85k YOE: <1 yr
South FL ?
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It's protein, just eat it
Light it on fire
Tried to catch and release him but the fucker was so fast. Had to spray the poor bastard with raid once he tried to break for my bed.
You made a rhyme
Tell spider to TC or GTFO
Is that your pet?
Ah Florida, good memories. Catfish that can walk on land, cottonmouths in my pool, having to make sure gators from the canal weren’t watching my dogs, all the spiders, the most annoying alarm clock that was the sandhill crane, lizards and iguanas galore, fucking boar in my front yard and the worst weather imaginable. I will never miss Florida.
Is that the new crawler?