“Happy monday and forever RTO!” - Applying LPs to RTO
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/narmin-ibrahimova-11857684_hi-linkedin-community-i-have-been-away-for-activity-7109463659470319618-By5t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios Of course she had to be a PM at Amazon 😮💨 Some nice ones: Ownership (Tip #2): Mind the Coffee Machine. The coffee machine is the heart of the office. Take care of it, and the karma will take care of you. Don't be the person who leaves an empty pot, finishes the milk until the last drop. Treat it like it's a part of your kingdom. Dive Deep (Tip #4): When someone asks, "How was your weekend?" be prepared to provide a 45-minute TED talk complete with charts, graphs, and a detailed analysis of your Netflix binge-watching habits. Earn Trust (Tip #5): Start gaining your coworkers' trust by simple and well-prepared elevator pitch on the way up. Who knows, maybe Country Manager will join you for an unexpected ride one day! What a huge pile of BS lol thank god I don’t work for Amazon 🙏🏻
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Dive deep on deez nutz fookin kool aid shit
Cringe AF!!
😂
What a tool.
Her nose is so brown she’s ready to lead Jassy’s sleigh of shit this Christmas
Ought to blacklist everyone who likes her post as a RTO shill
This is a parody, I believe.
I think this person thinks she’s funny, but she’s not being snarky? So strange. I think she likes RTO
Did she mean it to be sarcastic post?
I don’t want to hear anything about Facebook PMs after seeing this. It’s almost as if toxic cultures like Amazon create toxic positivity to hide the true nature of being overworked and constantly worried about PIP. TC: 105K
The term you’re looking for is called Stockholm Syndrome