Misc.Apr 23
Adobelalupe

How do ppl have babies

In this fu*** up world. Cons: - The stress in a tech job is real - kids cost money - I would quit my job if I had to have kids cause it’s a huge responsibility morally- you are in control of making someone’s life - How do you find a woman who will have your babies. Pros: You might get some entertainment and smile more by looking at younger version of yourself.

Google nae-nae'd Apr 23

Oh I thought you were gonna ask how it's done.

U.S.Bank TheH1BGuy Apr 23

He he

eBay asaV27 Apr 23

I was preparing for the birds and bees conversation too.

Lacework izxoqzjhg Apr 23

You shouldn't have children @OP

Adobe lalupe OP Apr 23

You should not too with the way lacework is valued rn

Microsoft ChatGPT100 Apr 23

Lacework sucks, lol

Apple OSkn80 Apr 23

It’s not that hard to have kids. You are just psyching yourself

Adobe lalupe OP Apr 23

How do you manage stress

Apple OSkn80 Apr 23

What stress? Have sex, have babies, then just wing it a step at a time

Google BofaDsNuts Apr 23

Bofa knows

Bank of America blahblahhp Apr 23

Indeed

Amazon gkK683 Apr 23

Start from the last one in your cons

Roku dlpee Apr 23

lol, exactly! Without the last one the rest are moot

IBM PySpark404 Apr 23

There’s no free lunch. You gotta suffer now to reap benefits later. It is what it is.

Adobe lalupe OP Apr 23

What benefits exactly?

IBM PySpark404 Apr 23

Your children are the most closest thing you would have in this world. They are literally your extensions. Their smile and innocence makes you forget all the problems in your life. The joy of raising children and watching them grow in their lives. The shared experiences with children. The memories. The family. And grand children. At the end of the day, family is all you got. Everything else is just meh.

Meta mutemeta Apr 23

Step 1: fawk around Step 2: find out

Amazon uWotM8!?! Apr 23

You think things are tough now? Our ancestors survived unimaginable horrors. You’ve likely never missed three meals in a row (unintentionally). We don’t have to deal with a super volcano eruption causing the human population to decline to 10k people worldwide. We’re not getting invaded by Mongolians, and Covid didn’t have shit on the Black Plague. Given the struggle to survive that resulted in my being here, it’s a slap in the face of humanity and my ancestors to voluntarily delete myself out of the gene pool. I have four kids, I practice what I preach.

Adobe lalupe OP Apr 23

Great going for world population

Bank of America blahblahhp Apr 23

Spot on

Google alpaca 🦙 Apr 23

Maybe because not everyone is as poor as you? Look around your neighborhood. All those landlords are richer than your entire family

Uber x1k2kdlz Apr 23

how did people have kids during World War 2

Salesforce FJjm78 Apr 23

No condoms