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I just got my first paycheck and blew some of it on Tinder, Bumble and Hinge premium for 6 months. I've been getting roughly 8 matches per day, but only recently because I change my first few pictures to way more athletic pictures. How do I optimize my swiping? Currently, I am allowing myself to give out 20 likes every 30 minutes. This is because someone from Tinder on here told me that when I swipe on a girl, they have 30 minutes to swipe on me back before I no longer show up in their feed. I figured if I minimize my swiping but increase my swiping frequency throughout the day, I should be able to maximize my match rate, but I would love some advice on how best to optimize my swiping for the Tinder/Bumble/Hinge algorithms. What are some other methods I could use to optimize my swiping in order to maximize my match rate? Thank you!! #dating #tinder #bumble #hinge #relationships #dating
20 like a day. I have a new fling every week. On average I have 3 people that I’m seeing. Yes they’re all aware of it.
damn on just 20 likes a day? with covid and everything?
Covid has made it so easy get matches dude. Crazy part is most of the people live in my apartment building so we’ve each other already.
something you’re forgetting is also your swipe ratio, which is at least equally important. you want to be in the 30-70% range of swiping right. if you have premium you can game it even further by left swiping anyone that has swiped right on you that isn’t your exact type (boosting your elo)
that 30 minutes thing doesnt seem right. Im female and have tinder premium, if a guy has liked me they always show up in the feed at some point no matter how long its been (days) that said, if i get hundreds of likes, i might not get that far into my feed lol
That's the thing I heard. Since females receive so many more likes on Tinder, it takes an average of 30 minutes after you like a girl before you are no longer in the feed of free users. In the case of someone like you who has premium, I guess this rule wouldn't apply.
You should not be fooling around with women. You are outraging their modesty. They are daughters as well.
1. Be handsome 2. Don't be ugly That's how you optimize online dating.
Optimal: 1) Boost yourself when everyone else is swiping (12pm-2pm Pacific, 4pm-6pm Pacific, especially Sundays). 2) Go swipe crazy for as long as you have patience. 3) Stop swiping. Come back later and find likes/matches. If this strategy doesn’t work you don’t have an impression problem.
I’m located in EST, would this be 5-7 pm and 9-11 pm for me?
I would focus on that 5-7pm range if you’re in EST.
I tried tinder for a bit. It did not go well. I think it was because I'm just not very attractive. I've been told I have a face "only a mother could love." Normally, I don't let comments of that nature affect me, but it was coming from my grandmother, the very woman that squirted my own mother into the world, so she kind of knew what she was talking about. But many girls on tinder overcome such a hurdle by accentuating other physical features, like their butts or boobs or "DSL's." Well, I have a square chest, a flat bottom, and Verizon, so none of that was going to work for me. I found that the best way to meet random men for a dickin' was to visit one of the local watering holes. In person, I was still as unattractive as ever and remained about as buxom as a Lego (the blocks themselves, not the figurines). There was the matter of my personality, as well. My grandmother once likened it to "a wet phone book." She should know, seeing as how she worked as a phone book dryer for a time back in the sixties (the invention of the plastic bag made her obsolete). But in person, I was able to utilize a tool that is useless to those reliant on a dating app: sex pheromones. You see, every woman, once they've experienced their inaugural Blood Moon, is capable of producing enzymes and chemicals in their body that communicate certain information to men. Specifically, their desire to be skewered like pig and gifted boner juice. These pheromones act as a love draught of sorts. Once a man whiffs them, his brain switches into procreation mode. This desire to breed will generally trump any misgivings he has about the woman's physical appearance. Like, even if the chick has a hoof shaped divot in her forehead, a product of when she was kicked by a goat mere moments after being born, the man may still very much want to bang her like an old drum. "But doesn't every woman possess this power and, thus, render the playing field even?" you may be wondering. Well, yes. But there are ways to gain an advantage over the competition, if one is so inclined. While the pheromones can come from any surface of the woman's body - ears, nose, palms, Adam's apple - the most abundant and concentrated amounts are excreted through the vaginga. Which is why I go out to bars wearing the shortest skirt I own that doesn't violate local decency codes and I wear that skirt without any underwear. "No point in muffling your muffin," is something my Nana often says, no doubt a product of her time spent working at Jiffy Lube, though it often applies to my situation, too. But that's not always enough to ensure success. Besides not showering in the week leading up to my night out and also saturating my kerchief with my lady biscuit for the off chance the man needs to blow his nose, I make sure to engage with my prospective suitors while sitting at the bar. That way, I can position my clam in such a way that my pheromones are aimed directly at the gentleman in question rather than the floor. I sit facing him, legs spread ever so slightly, and work my thighs like a bellows, just wafting pheromone-laden air at his person while he remains completely oblivious to my ruse. I do this until he has become drunk on my musk to the point of looking past my physical defects, such as the faint mustache that graces my upper lip or or the fact that my right leg is six inches shorter than my left (eight inches when it's especially humid). From there, it's just a matter of making the hundred foot journey to the mensroom handicrap stall, negotiating the final resting place of his jizz, exchanging emergency contact information (in the event one or both of us has a ceasar), getting his dingle warmed up with my mouth and his soul warmed up with some Air Supply playing from my phone, then humping each other like couple of rabid squirrels that are being attacked by a mob of angry bees. That's about it. Then wash, rinse, repeat. Literally. I wash my glove box out with warm tap water and soap (but only of the soap is not antibacterial; I already have enough of those "super germs" that everyone is worried about). I rinse it with mouthwash next, especially if the man that was just inside me happened to be a redhead (don't want gingervitis). And I repeat. As in, I go back to the bar and continue crop dusting the place until another man approaches or I run out of pheromones, whichever comes first. So much easier than tinder.
Way too many words bro
Oof I guess this means I sounded like a woman in my post😅 I’m a dude so this advice doesn’t apply for me but was very enlightening, thank you for sharing! That is honestly really badass
I had a cron job running every morning that would automatically swipe right on peeps with an attractiveness of +6/10. Otherwise swipe left. Initially I was lazy to do any ml ai shit, so I just asked it to swipe left on fat individuals :P
Time to make it a LC type question.
more of a kaggle contest except you need to mine your own data