Misc.Jan 10, 2019
Uber@_@_

I love you, alive girl.

“I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” - Jeff Bezos, 2018 https://medium.com/k-street/the-unraveling-of-jeff-bezos-carefully-crafted-image-a651fbb7e963

The Unraveling of Jeff Bezos' Carefully Crafted Image
The Unraveling of Jeff Bezos' Carefully Crafted Image
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Twitter Oomnj Jan 10, 2019

Hahahahaha

Microsoft M💰FT Jan 10, 2019

When you finally get the confidence to dirty talk to women in your fifties.

Twitter Oomnj Jan 10, 2019

But only Talking to women in their fifties 🤦‍♂️

ClearDATA zjDm22 Jan 10, 2019

What is an alive girl?

Microsoft Farmancy Jan 10, 2019

Not a blow up doll

Microsoft Dr. Root Jan 10, 2019

^ 😂

Booking.com monkey🐒 Jan 10, 2019

That's what a good TC is like. You get surrounded with gold diggers, and you lose 50% of your IQ because most of your blood is going to your penis instead of your brain.

Intel (⌐■_■) Jan 10, 2019

Good TC? Literally the BEST TC on Blue Origin. He's number 1 out of the world's population. Frankly if Dirty Sanchez (I remember watching her on LA morning news) is the best that he can get, it does not bode well for 5'6" Indians at Amazon. Also, how is he going to show his love for her with his lazy eye? That it is actually a glass butt plug that he can pop out of his eye socket and pop into her?

Booking.com monkey🐒 Jan 10, 2019

TC is so good it made the wife GTFO

LinkedIn hhgg Jan 10, 2019

She is definitely hot to smell and take her in. I agree with Baldy.

Microsoft TacoBoss Jan 10, 2019

Wheres the 6 pager outlining the business case of how this is Day 1 love

Amazon 😂😂😂🤔.. Jan 10, 2019

Uh yea. Gonna need proof on these "leaked texts"

Microsoft BlueSmith Jan 10, 2019

His direct reports won't take him seriously anymore lol

Intel (⌐■_■) Jan 11, 2019

At least he showed a bias for action.