Read to the tune of Everyday Normal Guy 2 I told you in the sprint plan, I'll tell you in another (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I don't have a social life, my IDE's my only lover (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) One night a week I order takeout for supper (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) And Stack Overflow's my go-to for code answers I was debugging my code just the other day I saw these two fine PMs, they were walking my way "Yo, what you fine women doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say But suddenly I panicked, my brain started to ache So I closed my laptop, and I just walked away I had a deadline to catch anyway, it worked out great Got on my desk, put my headphones on, and pressed play Spotify, YouTube, and motherfucking good old iTunes Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life I'm up early in the morning, in bed late at night To be productive at work, I got to be well rested Yeah, bruh, you heard what I just said I don't like Vim, I much prefer the taste of Emacs (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) My favorite TV shows as a kid was Pokemon (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I have a hard time understanding complex regex patterns (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) And I'm not a huge fan of Python's indentation I'm from a middle-class family Had a PC with Windows and Minesweeper I have good memories from my childhood, bruh My favorite game was Super Mario, bruh I used to play with that motherfucker all day long Until I learned about programming from a book in Hong Kong And then I coded with my motherfucker all day long About ten hours a day, man, all year long My favorite tech, bruh, I don't like to admit it Is a JavaScript library for creating charts called D3.js Every time I see that fucking code, a smile comes to my eye Why the fuck did jQuery have to die Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a nerdy guy Syntax and semantics excite me, bruh Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the seniors that makes me cry Like that time in my first job, when a senior called me a noob He really hurt me, why'd he call me a noob? Am I a noob? How's that even possible? A person could be new, but a noob? That's impossible Code bugs happen all the time, and you learn how to debug them Regular everyday normal fucking debugging When I get into a code review, I usually end up rewriting everything (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) When I got nothing to do, I usually read documentation (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I like Python more than Java, but C++ is even better (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I like working with APIs more than writing algorithms Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to buy a new MacBook Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker Go, go, go, go, go shawty It's your deadline Go code like it's your deadline I wasn't invited to the meeting, but it's okay I'll just stay at my desk and write some code all day.
I tried to get through the entire thing, i really did. But I just don't have it in me. 😔
I like your SDE2 rap 🎤
Can someone please the GPT from OP? It's bedtime..
This is amazing, you helped me get through the day OP
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