Hardware IndustryNov 10, 2023
IntelWaite2

Looking for a Taiwanese cousin to save Intel

Lisa Su & Jensen are cousins running AMD and Nvidia with great success. Although they are cousins from maternal side of Jensen, not close as both grew up in the USA separately. To save Intel, we need the missing cousin to put as a CEO. Genetics matter and yield is high above the spec. Who can help to find the great Taiwanese savior? 23andme or great ancestry.com ? I am pretty sure that in some caves in Taiwan, the name is written and some monks know it. But not going to avoid bats as that can cause pandemic again.

TSMC MorrisTsmc Nov 10, 2023

Tsmc execs can do it 🤣

Intel Waite2 OP Nov 10, 2023

We need the bloodline.

TSMC MorrisTsmc Nov 10, 2023

With all Taiwanese in tsmc, there is sure to be someone out there

Google gjeofbf Nov 10, 2023

Hold on, I'll use my time machine to make Pat Gelsingers uncle marry a taiwanese woman. 🚀 🚀 🌙

Intel Waite2 OP Nov 10, 2023

Is 140 years too old to be pregnant?

New
go/fish Nov 10, 2023

🇹🇼🥇

Instacart cv_2022 Nov 10, 2023

You think the white boys will let them?

Intel 冠肺病赢了 Nov 11, 2023

Nope. And that's why Intel is on its way to the dustbin of history.

Google nextmoveup Nov 10, 2023

They're something like cousins once removed. You'd expect about 1/16 of chromosomes to be shared. My guess is if you picked out two Taiwanese with graduate degrees they'd have a similar never of genetic similarity to each other. Maybe a hair less.

ARM trex1986l Nov 11, 2023

But why, I keep hearing “Intel is back!” And the many posts on LinkedIn showering praises on Pat and the leadership everyday

Intel Waite2 OP Nov 11, 2023

Fake news. It is like a poor nation bragging that they eat twice a day now. They are just riding better semiconductor market slightly, nothing of their own other than beating old Intel products and lagging behind competitors.

Google nextmoveup Nov 13, 2023

Intel hasn't released a major new architecture in 3 years. AMD is still competitive and zen 5 is coming soon. Also Zen 4c, while not a major new design, is pretty cheap to make relative to performance

ARM capnsparr2 Nov 11, 2023

But didn’t Intel get Uncle Sam to cut a blank cheque for overpriced “Made in US” chips?

Intel Waite2 OP Nov 11, 2023

Uncle Sam can't beat Social media lovers, gamers and high end need of everyday customers. Uncle Sam gives money very diligently unless it is a war for another country. The margin is not high.

NVIDIA SunHashira Nov 11, 2023

lol good one bro

Intel OuPL31 Nov 11, 2023

Well, you define Intel very well, no Taiwanses can save Intel because people like you still stay in Intel. If you want to save Intel, just start polishing your resume and GTFO.