Slacking Off

Recently switched to using Slack. Any advice on slacking off? I was thinking just install Slack on my phone and leave the house during the day to fuck around. Will my team be able to see that I am online on my phone but not my laptop? Will my status become inactive if I don't have the Slack app running on my phone? Any advice would be appreciated. I want to be the ultimate slacker. TC: 320k YOE: 2 #engineering #software #swe

Bloomberg BETTER<GO> Nov 10, 2021

Sorry to bring it to you but your colleagues will see it from your commits, lack of progress, lack of responses on tickets etc ... But nice comp' for that experience, great job !

Dow Jones pknE56 Nov 10, 2021

Probably slacking here too.. 🤪

Woven Planet Holdings 🚘AVgo💥 Nov 10, 2021

Nice TC, PhD?

Bloomberg bbgboy OP Nov 10, 2021

Just Bachelor's

Capital One sndkekjxcj Nov 10, 2021

🍿

LinkedIn 24601a Nov 10, 2021

I play a 10 hr YouTube video on my computer to keep it from sleeping soo that my slack status stays green while I nap 😴

Capital One sndkekjxcj Nov 10, 2021

Does that work?!?!

LinkedIn 24601a Nov 10, 2021

It does on my computer 🤷 having the video play keeps the computer awake

Verizon Digital Media Services PezJ70 Nov 10, 2021

Who keep watching you, if you are online or not?

Microsoft lqTz37 Nov 10, 2021

Some people won't message unless I'm marked as online, and then complain later. It's annoying, but easier to keep the status online than to fix their weird messaging hangups.

Amazon ratioURA Nov 10, 2021

we can see it on chime if you put status to automatic

HP !dealth Nov 11, 2021

Nice TC. Did you have competitive offers or just negotiation skills to get that TC?

Bloomberg bbgboy OP Nov 11, 2021

Both!

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WetWare# Dec 1, 2021

Your status can be set as "active" from your phone or laptop. There's no way to tell if someone is active from their computer vs phone.