Official Companies <> Pokemon SWE Rankings
You'll only ever find a post like this on Blind. If you ever took top companies' balance sheet, WLB, TC, hiring bar, and tech and turned them into legendary Pokemon by power, here's what that would look like: Iconic and classic old school legends Lugia - Google (Best) HoOh - FB (2nd Best) Zapdos - Netflix (Best of the below 3) Articuno - Apple Moltres - Amazon (Weakest and lesser version of HoOh) Classic as well, but trending down. Not as strong. Suicune - Airbnb (Best of the 3) Entei - Uber Raikou - Lyft (Not as well known as the above 2) Trending up. The weather is looking cloudy lately. Rayquaza - Snowflake (Best of the 3) Kyogre - Zoom Groudon - Databricks (Bricks is ground type) Social media is immature, childish, and a lot of growing up to do. But very hyped. Shaymin - Twitter (Can fly) Manaphy - Linkedin Jirachi - Snap (Yellow and looks kinda like the symbol) Celebi - Pinterest Mew - Instagram (Most famous and copies others) Money duo. Very strong Latias - Robinhood Latios - Stripe Absolute Powerhouses. Dialga - Two Sigma Palkia - HRT Giratina/Origin - Citadel/Securities Arceus - Jane Street MewTwo - Rentech
Instagram is Ditto. Copies from tiktok, snapchat etc huehue. I am so funny!
This guy has been sucking HFT’s a** since quite some time. Someone from those companies please refer this TC-hungry buffoon.
Wouldn't you want to capture a shiny new Dialga or Arceus?
Stick to your Naruto crap. Don't come to Pokemon world!
Sorry to be that guy but it's Ho-Oh not hoho
Don't insult Pidgey like that, cmon
Yea I see :/. Shame Rubik used to be so good. I've changed it up a bit.
None of the make any sense. Lugia - Best: Which generation was Lugia even best? It hasn't been top 5 Uber in any generation, let alone "Best". Mewtwo - Rentech...LOL. Have you ever even played Pokemon? Consistent top 3 in every single gen and it gets Rentech. Just fucking lol. And I won't even comment on the rest, all the comparisons are trash.
Do you even know what Rentech is? And It really depends on which gen you play but MewTwo, Kyogre, Lugia, Dialga, Palkia, and Rayquaza were top wall and sweaper Ubers in Gen 4. I played HG/SS very heavily and placed in tournaments. So I know what I'm talking about. Sorry for upsetting you. This is a light hearted post. Moltres was barely OU due to stealth rock weakness but it's a legendary. That's about the best I can do for Amazon 😛😂.
You’re saying MewTwo isn’t good enough for Rentech?
You’re such a dork I love it
I’m just sad that I understand the references 👀
Sad for youuuuuu Wonder if you got that reference. https://youtu.be/fZq3An7Tf_w
And your mom is snorlax
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