Dwight: I'm going to need a list of every man you've ever had sex with; I'm talking train stations, men's rooms Michael: Flower shops, fireworks celebrations Dwight: Fence with a hole in it Michael: Moonlit gondola, carriage ride through Central Park Dwight: The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home Michael: Electric car dealerships Dwight: The Democratic primary LMFAO #TheOffice #TV
Kevin: I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar, I'm not like you. Oscar: What's that supposed to mean? Kevin: Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail. Oscar: Why would I love jail. Kevin: Because [pauses] you would love it.