People who say they’re from “FAANG” or Big 4
Almost certain whenever I hear this, these dudes are from the worst of the group. FAANG? Amazon motherfucker for SURE. Big 4 consulting? That’s some dork working at KPMG. These company “cohort” titles are the ultimate coping mechanism. If you’re one of these guys, don’t take it out on me. I just helped you by making it known. Don’t let it happen next time - ex-FAANG employee TC 25K YOE 7
You sound insecure
I’m not insecure. I went to a top 5 cs school.
Still unable to get into FAANG?
“I go to a top 10 school.” “So between 5-10 then?” Many such cases
Oh yeah that’s another good one ☝️
I went to a “top 13” ranked university
There is no prestige in any of the Big 4
> I went to a top 5 CS school Congrats on UIUC I guess > I went to an Ivy How was Ithaca? > I went to one of the UCs Did you like Riverside? > I went to a T14 law school I hear Georgetown is nice > I got my MBA at a M7 Wait, is it the same Kellogg as the cereal? > I work in finance What’s the pay like at Northwestern Mutual? > I’m at a bulge bracket investment bank How is it at Deutsche Bank? > I work on Wall Street Ok Rajesh, I’ve been having problems logging into Citrix. Can you help?
Appreciate the updates, Rajesh
I say “I work in finance”…
Faangmula+ means Microsoft
No it means a Sabre toothed Muslim
FAANG could also be Google or Apple employee being humble. Or Meta employee ashamed of where they work.
I work at faang = I work at apple I work at fang = I work at Amazon I work at Google = I work for alphabet I work at fb = I work at meta I work at Netflix = I work at Netflix Only one group does not cope with the name lol
How’d you possibly get into Meta?
its actually quite straightforward, you just apply at metacareers.com
I had a guy say he worked at a startup only to find out in the discussion he worked at OpenAI. Sooo...
Yeah you also got the attempts to be humble. I’m not sure which I find more funny
Why so bitter. Who hurt you?
Fuck Amazon culture that has been spread to other tech companies too. If you see an ex Amazon manager just run away!!
Not all of us. But I hear the same about Meta.