Misc.Apr 29, 2023
Amazonlippm

RTO dating app

With RTO coming about the only upside is hooking up at the office. Don't want to hook up with people on the same team... awkward... need some kind of hybrid of blind+tinder where you can see potential matches from your own company only. If I get laid off maybe I'll build it. If anyone is looking for an idea, I just want it to exist

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Amazon lippm OP Apr 29, 2023

I have been WFH and missing out

Qualcomm kickass12 Apr 29, 2023

😂😂😂

Financial Services Company qqqwertyl Apr 29, 2023

Set distance to 1m u baboon

Amazon lippm OP Apr 29, 2023

That's would encompass all Seattle, I only want matches that can meet me in the office Gotta put those "prayer rooms" to good use

Klaviyo TC_orGTFO_ Apr 29, 2023

Isnt amazon campus massive? Just go to the center of amazon campus on Monday and start swiping

LinkedIn mfwlfjfb Apr 29, 2023

Either get laid or laid off, your pick.

Ripple KkGD44 Apr 29, 2023

What would you pay for it? What's the business model?

Okta OMLk23 Apr 29, 2023

Company-provided benefit

Capital One anonkingp Apr 29, 2023

Gonna make an app to fuck in the bathroom. Only way I’m going back in

PayPal 6TWBLU2A Apr 29, 2023

Zenefits has a strict no fucking in the stairwells policy.

Hulu rneksocoaa Apr 29, 2023

I believe most people would assume that the absence of a no fucking policy still doesn't imply you can fuck at work. As a result, the existence of a no fucking in the stairwells policy implies you can fuck elsewhere in the office. Good for Zenefits for looking out for their employees. Stairwell romps are dangerous.

Uber ☕️ 🐐 T Apr 29, 2023

I own coworkersonly.com & we can turn it into a tinder for coworkers lmao

Roku No98 Apr 29, 2023

Let’s be honest, if you’re looking at RTO as a “way to hook up” then you’re not going to be doing any hooking up.

Klaviyo TC_orGTFO_ Apr 29, 2023

Why not go talk to a woman like a normal human and stop hiding behind a phone

NVIDIA jUs9@h Apr 29, 2023

App would be a defense from allegations and HR