1. I created all these annoying news notifications in the hope that you'd all come back on LinkedIn and we earn revenue. 2. I created the celebration post that floods your Feed everyday because more content shared = more revenue Would like to apologize to those all affected by them on LinkedIn 🤡 P.S. I quit LinkedIn
I hope you burn in hell for the celebration one 😡 Kidding
I made it even easier to celebrate by adding this nudge after you add a job on profile 😂
I’m fine with the switching job post on LinkedIn. Let’s people know where you are working now. Most everything else is cringe.
This is literally the only important feature of the LinkedIn feed.
👍 Pretty much
Doubt it
u got me for a moment with that username 😭
People leave social media because they get so many junk notifications. FB, IG, LI. Nothing useful. It is so bothersome to turn off 20+ notification toggles.
That's what I thought so too. But every new notification we added we ended up getting +0.01% sessions boost, so we kept adding more 🤡
I don't think notifications are the problem with LinkedIn. The shit virtue signaling posts and the complete retardation of the algorithm to display stuff in the feed make it get very close to a noise to signal ratio of 1
lol what is ur username
Why did you rat out Nicolas. Nicolas - are you on Bling?
How dare you
My jealosy meter skyrockets when I see those celebrations
I’m jelly right now in this market. 🤣
I forgive you. Its all business so we are good.