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TESLA UP 14% AFTER HOURS πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

Bad quarter financially but Elon came in and saved the day!! Robotaxi is now confirmed to happen in August and they even showed the figma screens of what Robotaxi will look like!! Model 2 coming out soon. Model 2 and CyberTruck slated to add multiple billion in revenue promised by Elon. God is good!

Microsoft gambling Apr 23

Elonomics

Pinterest iuuud Apr 23

Who is running the robotaxis? Tesla or the owners? Can I rent out my car as a taxi and make money off it? (I have full FSD)

ex-Adobe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰i OP Apr 23

FSD will go out on your behalf and pick people up. Estimated 65k revenue for each Tesla for the owner

Skyworks Solutions ?project-K Apr 23

@op don’t take seriously what Elon says you will end up badly

Skyworks Solutions ?project-K Apr 23

Currently we have FULL self driving not just a self driving

Apple DeYvZ38 Apr 23

That’s the timeline Elon β€œpromised” until it keeps getting pushed back and back and back.

ex-Adobe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰i OP Apr 23

It’s enough to send the stock flying on a double missed earnings

ByteDance stargaze27 Apr 26

Love Elon

New
dogfoodie Apr 23

Vaporware

State Street onlyCRUD Apr 23

Bad financially but stock went up? Makes no sense.

Amazon you24 Apr 23

Insider trading

ex-Adobe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰i OP Apr 23

Elon promised a lot to keep the stock from falling. Should help him receive the 55b comp package he deserves

Microsoft ufegzbf Apr 23

Robo taxi not happening any time soon given the current state of FSD.

ex-Adobe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰i OP Apr 23

Market seems to think so

Amazon Chat_GPT Apr 23

Market is not. You are.

Google pillowx Apr 23

Fuck this earth

Uber hm okay Apr 23

Tesla hasn't reached out to any governments yet, which means even if the robotaxi software is finished in August, it will be months or years before any government allows them to operate

Tableau Dr.Pulaski Apr 23

We need to invent a new word for how hard of a sucker you have to be to believe anything Elon says at this point.

Amazon VΠΎteRepπŸ—½ Apr 23

Elon makes a lot of promises. He delivers all of them, just with a delay. M - Marketing.

ex-Adobe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰i OP Apr 23

Makes a whole lotta money for everyone!!!