Misc.Sep 22, 2023
SAPmeat spin

There should be a special tax for dogs in the city

I was just going for a walk minding my own business and saw a large dog spraying human sized piss in middle of the pedestrian street. I'm getting sick of dog piss and shit everywhere and it smells like dog piss in almost every street now. There should be a special tax for dog owners to fund more city clean ups. This is getting out of control.

Uber missheyhey Sep 22, 2023

True. Why are dog allowed to piss everywhere and I'm not?

ex-Medtronic r192j Sep 22, 2023

Because you are not a dog

Komodo Health N628TS Sep 22, 2023

What's stopping you? Live out your piss soaked dreams.

ex-Medtronic r192j Sep 22, 2023

Dog tax. That’s what we all need, one more tax to pay

Komodo Health N628TS Sep 22, 2023

I'm sure the money raised would be used super effectively too. Probably go to some slush fund for putting spikes on benches to harass the homeless or pay for cops to have more overtime terrorizing minorities.

SAP meat spin OP Sep 22, 2023

I'm not opposed to issuing hefty fines for any dog owner not cleaning up after their pets too. Including any dogs that piss in heavily trafficked area.

Microsoft KibX81 Sep 22, 2023

Fund a city wide cleaning service by charging pet owners. A possible side effect: per owners stop collecting their pet's shit after the pet is done.

Komodo Health N628TS Sep 22, 2023

If I'm paying for the clean up, then I'm getting my money's worth.

Meta techbleed. Sep 22, 2023

I'll take dog piss and shit over the human equivalent in SF

Stripe doobius Sep 22, 2023

How about freedom from all piss and shit on our roads?

Zoox uKul06 Sep 22, 2023

Cities should have sufficient green space. This is good for people too.

SAP meat spin OP Sep 22, 2023

The problem is that green space shouldn't just be for dogs. I no longer walk on any green space in the city knowing it's covered by dog piss and poop

Zoox uKul06 Sep 24, 2023

Shoes? And picking up poop is law everywhere I’ve been.

CrowdStrike icedtea336 Sep 22, 2023

Dogs suck

Microsoft Xdx Sep 22, 2023

Cat is the way to go

Stripe doobius Sep 22, 2023

Dog tax for sure! Fuck these people walking around with these big dirty animals expecting all of us to play with them.

Amazon Jk57slj Sep 22, 2023

Agree. Plus when dogs fart it increases greenhouse gas emissions. There should be a climate tax also.

Embark Trucks dragonfrut Sep 22, 2023

How do Germany or Switzerland handle this problem?