I was just going for a walk minding my own business and saw a large dog spraying human sized piss in middle of the pedestrian street. I'm getting sick of dog piss and shit everywhere and it smells like dog piss in almost every street now. There should be a special tax for dog owners to fund more city clean ups. This is getting out of control.
Dog tax. That’s what we all need, one more tax to pay
I'm sure the money raised would be used super effectively too. Probably go to some slush fund for putting spikes on benches to harass the homeless or pay for cops to have more overtime terrorizing minorities.
I'm not opposed to issuing hefty fines for any dog owner not cleaning up after their pets too. Including any dogs that piss in heavily trafficked area.
Fund a city wide cleaning service by charging pet owners. A possible side effect: per owners stop collecting their pet's shit after the pet is done.
If I'm paying for the clean up, then I'm getting my money's worth.
I'll take dog piss and shit over the human equivalent in SF
How about freedom from all piss and shit on our roads?
Dogs suck
Cat is the way to go
Dog tax for sure! Fuck these people walking around with these big dirty animals expecting all of us to play with them.
Agree. Plus when dogs fart it increases greenhouse gas emissions. There should be a climate tax also.
How do Germany or Switzerland handle this problem?
True. Why are dog allowed to piss everywhere and I'm not?
Because you are not a dog
What's stopping you? Live out your piss soaked dreams.