Traveling to Israel tomorrow
Any suggestions for what I should do there?
Try negotiating peace in the middle east.
Nah. Instead I think he should try to experience some local culture. Some fun activities to consider: + Lobbying the American government + Annexing land near the only drinkable water in the region + Secretly building an arsenal of nuclear weapons in the middle east + Hiring students to astroturf social media
While he’s there, he might consider lobbing mortars into areas dense with civilians. Kidnapping and stabbing people are also favorite past times. Precious cargos like missiles and munitions caches are typically stored in hospitals and schools. It’s a cultural thing.
Seriously just have fun and make memories you can look back on
I went to Korea for work with samsung way back . I still have the memories of literally going into every bar they could throw at me
Hang out with all the hot dudes in Tel Aviv!
Visit their newly minted capital
Make Murica great again
Visit Jerusalem and do the touristy stuff for sure. The street markets are also an experience. Make sure to vet any tour guides or tours with the concierge in your hotel. They can also provide recommendations on what to do and see.
Let us know if they are building a wall around Jerusalem. #Zombies
If you are into adventure sports try going to Palestine.
No such thing. Well it depends on your perspective. If you think ISIS is a legit country, yeah you can visit Palestine lol
Eat drink for sure