What would you say?
My 2 year old asked me yesterday - Daddy, why do you go to work? She was trying to fish for an excuse to not go to daycare but I wanted to ask here. What would you say? TC: $220k
I go to work because baby the dollars ur mom spends in nail polish salons and those shopping deals don’t come from trees..I have to bend down everyday to earn those. Daddy why u have to bend down though? Now answer that
Is that what you have to do everyday at uber? I saw some headlines with uber being a bad place to work but didn 't realize it was that bad.
Cute story. Now TC or GTFO.
2 years old? Dude you got at least 6 years until you have to start taking that question seriously
Because I am a slave who did not have the courage to start my own business, so I go to work on someone else’s idea and follow their rules.
So I can get the money to buy your happy meal and pay for your Christmas presents. And my Christmas presents too.
Cause Daddy felt like a bum—see, Daddy had a job. But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and Mom... - Mockingbird
Go ask your mother!
“So I can buy you diapers. When you’re potty trained, daddy won’t have to work as much.” ... but I tease my kids all the time so they shake their head at this sort of thing.
Drip coffee.
*troll alert*