Why do you have a dog?
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Aw what a good pup
Because they are amazing.
Anyone can shit on the floor, not that amazing
You know some people can train their dogs not to shit on the floor. It’s true.
They’re good dogs Brent
Cuz it's a prerequisite for my company
Because having to walk the dog is the best reason to leave work and/or step away from the computer for an hour
Modern day smoke break, just with a species besides your own.
Bond with an animal is something you have to experience first hand to understand it.
It’s a vestigial gene from when dogs actually provided value from hunting and defense.
French kissing animals seems be the preferred way to bond?
Had two and a cat. Convinced my wife to give them away one by one as we replaced them with children. In hindsight just having pets and no kids would have been easier.
No shit! Giving away pets when you get sick of them is much less frowned upon
They’re cheaper than kids. And better too.
You can totally pass down wealth and genes through them too!
Man why do you hate dogs? Please tell me your origin story.
Because I love global warming