Their life is so easy. They don't need to worry about work, layoffs, PIP or visa. Just eat, sleep, play tug-of-war with the owner, go for a walk, smell the ass of the neighbor's dog. It's like they reached FIRE the day they were born.
A dog wishes they were a human being Their life is so easy. They can eat whenever and whatever they want, don't have to wait lonely at home for hours, or worry about being abandoned by the owners. Just eat, sleep, go outside, stare at colorful boxes, lick boots of other people. It's like they are born with the super power to do whatever they want. TC: 3 dog meals a day + vet bills.
Spoken like a true dog.
I wanted the same. However, after much thought I have concluded, being a wild African elephant or polar bear is much better.
Or an orca, no natural predator, bullies everyone else, looking cute lol
Sperm whale and tiger shark hunt orcas. But I do agree orcas are great. Look insanely cute and they also have complex social structure and communicate with other orcas so they are always with friends.
Man your thought process is elementary
You hit the nail on the head, I'd switch places with my dog if I could.
Only if I am a dog born in this country. I don't want to be a street dog in a third world country.
Just off yourself after 12 years. Everyone can live with minimal stress if they only have 12 years. 8 if you are a big dude
Your wish is granted. You will be a dog in the next life
Cats can use the bathroom whenever they want, so I'd rather be a cat.
If you have a dog door, so can your dog.
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remember to get castrated and fed a diet of kibbles everyday and then when you’re old, get lethal injection once you get slightly sick or injured
If you work for salary I don’t see how slogging 40 a week (at minimum here in the US) for life is any different?
go get castrated first and then come back with that comment.