My own company edition. This dude really thought he did something calling out the 9-5 badge requirement like it’s a good thing 😂😂😂. No, people get here before 9 because management frowns upon those that cherish any semblance of wlb. Also, we HAVE to badge in before 9 and after 5. If we’re one min late an email goes up all the way to our EVP.
at my company core working hour is 9-5 but most people check in at 10 and check out at 3.
So it’s not enforced? We have to badge in before 9 and after 5. If we’re one min late an email goes up all the way to our EVP, then it’s 3 strikes you’re out
lmao, we have standup at 10 that’s our badge in. That’s all.
I cringe just as hard when I see a joker posting how they joined Facebook 'to help connect the world bla bla'.
Guy is ELATED to write a whole ass novel
Easy to mock someone anonymously. Good for him for at least being excited about work, why hate 🤷♂️
Lol ya it’s easy when I’ve worked there long enough to know better. No hate at all. It’s just hilarious.
Any corporate, brown-nosing, circle-jerking weasel who posts like this is a soulless, glassy-eyed wanker, I don't care who you work for.
I had no idea DISH Network still exists.
Lol yep I’m also surprised we do
Wow.
I would rather code for porn hub than Zuckerberg.
Sluuuuurp.. LinkedIn op: yo tongue so used up and sleek with all that management ass licking it reflects 💯% of the light
This is funny. I really wonder if the guy even believes his own words. Also what a prison that you have to clock in before 9 and out before 5. Repulsive
Syaaar, reporting for duty syaaar, I just posted the cringe post from my welcome docket to my personal account.
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This dude really takes dish network seriously. Also love the dozen or so hashtags. Good stuff